7 Hideous Property Photography Sins

7 Hideous Property Photography Sins

I’m on a roll after writing the 7 Deadly House-Selling Sins, so this week I’m laying down my 7 Hideous Property Photography Sins. Pleeeease make sure your house listing photos don’t commit any of these horrors! If you are shocked and horrified to...
Shocking Shots week 9

Shocking Shots week 9

This week’s theme: Things That Just Do Not Belong In Agency Photographs. Number one: Do Not Use tape! What kind of message is that sending the potential buyer? Beware, this bathroom might erupt at any second, watch your shoes?!! You don’t really have to be...
Shocking Shots week 8

Shocking Shots week 8

This week’s theme: IT’S JUST TOO MUCH!! Here are some lovely examples of what I tactfully call ‘bold statements’. These are absolutely fine in your own home, in fact I positively encourage people to decorate and live in their homes exactly the...
Shocking Shots week 7

Shocking Shots week 7

This week’s photos all come from one house, submitted by @sarahpixy on Twitter. I decided that the house was worth devoting an entire week of Shocking Shots, it’s that dreadful, so thanks Sarah! Photo 1 is the one that disturbs me most. WHAT is that...
Shocking Shots week 6

Shocking Shots week 6

This week’s theme is to be read out in an aghast voice: “Really??? You think *this* photo is going to help sell the house?!!!” First up: a hallway. With very dark doors, what I think is a carpet that looks like it’s absorbed at least 74 years...
Shocking Shots week 5

Shocking Shots week 5

This week we have a trio of terrible living rooms. They’re by no means beyond saving, but their current presentation means that they are definitely not doing their best in helping to sell the house. This first one has two issues – it’s a little...